Donatello Does Machines

It is very easy to pick the best Ninja Turtle. It's Donatello....duh!

To know this for a fact, all you have to do is ask yourself what the world would be like without Donatello. So, come with me now on a horrifying journey to a place I call...A WORLD WITHOUT DONATELLO.

Hey Raph, let's take the turtle van...oh wait, it was never invented. Maybe we can just go home and eat some jellybean pizza in our sewer...oh wait, there are no lights down there or anything. Have I scared you enough yet??? There would be no inventions and the turtles would have no place to live. The world would be wonderful without Michelangelo's dumb jokes, Raphael's grunts of frustration and Leonardo's...well...I hesitate to call him the leader, as I have never seen him really lead....that guy has no personality. To quote wikipedia, "Despite Leonardo being the official leader of the team given the sci fi nature of the series it is Donatello who comes up with most of the plans and solutions to the turtles predicaments." The facts are all there. Are you screaming come back Donatello!? Come Back?! Yeah, I know. Me too. I am sorry I had to put you through that, but it is ok, Donatello does exist and we are safe from Bebop and Rocksteady. (or Toka and Rahzar if we are talking about the movie version, and yes, that is how you spell Rahzar, I looked it up)

In fact, all you really need is Donatello. Forget the others. Oh, and his bo is so cool. It is just a stick, huh? Wrong! That thing goes into someone's gut and it is all over. The guy created a portal to another dimension! Without him we would never have met the Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X or be able to send Krang back there. When you see the purple coming, you run away because Donatello is smart and can kick our ass, a lethal combo. To state my argument once again:

Leonardo Leads (not really)
Donatello does machine (that's a fact jack)
Raphael is cool but rude (there is no need to be rude, man)
Michelangelo is a party dude (that is really gonna help when the evil shredder attacks)

The obvious choice here is Donatello. Maybe splinter too, he's a radical rat.