The Key is Beans

What must look like the ravings of a lunatic in the post below, is something entirely different. It is an apology from Dos regarding his DVD collection. If you study what he wrote carefully, it is quite clear. Let me dissect it for you.

I am not sure if Bison burgers actually have bison in them or not…
… Arrested Development was such a great running gag.
Sometimes I accidentally fart in public…
… OK to fart in public.
Running is by far the best activity for your heart.

Now, if you look at the sentences above, clearly they look like nonsense from a man who has lost his mind. But Dos has not lost his mind. It is in code. You wouldn’t know it by looking at it, but thankfully because of our 3184 connection, I am able to decipher it.

There are a few sentences that are connected. Look at the first one above. Burgers. What goes with Burgers? Beans. Remember that old saying… “Beans Beans. They’re good for your heart. The more you eat. The more you fart.” Dos admits he FARTS two sentences later on. Back to the beans. They are good for your HEART. As Dos admits with RUNNING. Arrested development had a lot of good RUNNING gags. Take the capital letters from these sentences and you end up with….

I A S O R

What is IASOR? Well, it is code for I AM SORRY. Dos admitted his mistake. And for that I forgive him. As should our readers. The 3184 Blog will continue. Dos had made amends and now it is time for us to move on. Apology accepted, Dos.