We Stink

I think I know why no one reads this blog. We are rather not good care takers of the place. I mean I do not believe that anyone is out there stressing for another 3184 blog entry. To be fair this is our fault. We do stink. I mean look at these fake reviews I made up:

"The 3184 blog is a frustrating mess. Dos and Doc are either arguing and posting non-stop or taking months off for no apparent reason. This all does not matter anyway because their posts are bizarre and confusing." - Roger Myers, Blogosphere Magazine

"What started out as nice little debate blog became an extremely smart and witty trip to twenty-something America, but then spiraled into a nonsensical battle about Inception, has no left us with no content to judge where they may go next. I for one want the cleverness to come back to the blog." - Weena Mercator, Blogs and Hogs Weekly

"Terrible....just a terrible and boring blog." - Charlie Chugs, Blogs Be-Bop Review

"It is just a bad blog and there are not enough posts" - Shirley Harrington, Blogs and Knitting Daily

"Not consistent, not funny and these fake reviews are only making it worse" - Mike Chang, Dog Fancy

"What was the name of that guy who was gonna be a Beatle, but then Ringo replaced him?" - Larry DuPrel, The Unauthorized 3184 Blog Biography

"Dos's entries are great but what is with that Doc guy?" - Ralph Lewis, The New York Times

Man, those reviews are terrible! We really need to get our act together. However, it is really fun to make up fake names and fake publications that they write for. So, while you sit there swearing that you are never going to read this blog again, not understanding why you are in the first place and upset about how you don't exist, here are some more:

Johnny Faber, The Sparkling Gazette
Herschel Lebowitz, The Monkey Train Weekly
Darla McTee, Fa-Foom Cha-Room Monthly
Ronnie Bitfor, The Kalamazoo Post
Upton Spitz, The Larville Post
Larry DuPont, Blogs up!
Farah Morris, Hats, Blogs, Frogs, Trout, Watermelon and Char Coal Weekly