RE: THE AVENGERS

Roger Ebert is a crazy, senile, old man. Lets take a look at some of the reviews that actually matter:

"If this movie was released in the 60's, people's eyes would have exploded and their ears would have bled as the film raped their senses." - Rick Marshall - IFC.com

"The real hero of The Avengers is not Iron Man, Thor or even Nick Fury. It's Joss Whedon." - Rick Bentley - Fresno Bee

"Present Joss Whedon's balls. And I will suck them." - Sloth Swanson - Christianity Today

"If you dig Thor or Cap or Hulk, please check out the original sources. Support your local comic book shop. You wouldn't have any of these movies without them." - Christopher Long - Movie Metropolis

"I do not like the taste of this hat. Nor do I like buying Doc action figures." - Future Dos - The 3184 Blog