Dos was born March 1st, 1984 (3184!). He was born on a planet far away. This planet was oddly enough named after his one weakness because that makes a lot of sense. Anyway, his planet was dying so he was selected as the one survivor. You see, there was only one ship that was not destroyed and could still make the journey to Earth. On Earth, Dos disguised himself as mild mannered and unemployable so he could easily use his powers to make the most amazing posts you will ever read on any blog that has ever or will ever be created.
Doc was born March 1st, 1984 (3184!). Doc's biography resembles Lex Luthor to counteract Dos's biography.
