One Year!

Disclaimer: Please hold your applause until the end...

It was one year ago that the 3184 Blog began. I want to take a trip down memory lane, won't you join me?

Dos and Doc never really liked each other, but they knew something was there. Their first meeting occurred during freshman year in college. Dos ran around the halls high fiving everyone, while people avoided Doc due to wild and exaggerated rumors of his rage. They would see each other, Dos would throw up his hand for a high five, and they would go about their business. But before we go any further, let me explain the meaning behind these high fives.

As a child, none of the other kids would high five Dos. You see, he would often put his hands in places where no hand should be. As a result, his hands gave off a stank the like of which most people had never seen. He was hurt that no one would give him a high five. As he got older, he continually put his hand up in the air just hoping someone would slap it. College was a fresh start. No one knew what they were high fiving. But the damage is done. Dos was getting the recognition he always wanted. Anyway, this isn't the "Dos: Origin of the High Five" post, so lets move on.

It was not until they realized they had the same birthday that Dos and Doc became friends. Even more so, Doc thought to himself: "this guy is alright" when, during a game of Risk, Doc was able to fool Dos into believing they had an alliance, but instead waited for the right moment to make his move and wipe Dos out. To this day, Dos will not align himself with Doc in a game of Risk. In fact, Dos will usually play with the intent of destroying Doc. All because of one game a few years ago.

Not only did Dos and Doc have the same birthday, but they were born in the same hospital! Perhaps their meeting in college was fate? Perhaps in the hospital they mind blogged about some hot nurse? Or the annoying babies near them? Their destiny was to create this blog. This is the culmination of their friendship. That momental game of Risk proved they could tolerate each other long enough to create a blog together. It's been a lot of late nights and long hours keeping this blog going. There have been fights. And on more than one occasion this blog has almost met it's end. But they have endured. They endure for their readers.

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So from the bottom of our hearts, we just want to thanks ALL of our readers. Thank you for the endless amount of comments. Words of encouragement. Suggestions. All you have done to keep this blog going. So thank you, ya bastards. (By the way, I am being sarcastic you worthless assholes. Thanks for nothing)